The other day I had quite a scare. For a while now we’ve been hanging our trash
bag from the ironing board—which is tucked along side our fridge—to keep it out
of the reach of Little Ones. Anyway, I
was dashing about the kitchen getting supper prepared for Eliot and myself, while feeding Peter his supper, when I turned around and saw a black spider just
inside the trash bag, just below eye level.
It gave me quite a start. I took
a closer look, however, and discovered that this wasn’t just any black spider,
but a redback black spider. The redback spider is Australia’s version of
the black widow, and it is lethal (though no deaths have been reported since an anti venom was introduced in the late 50's).
My initial surprise turned into alarm and I quickly turned to my spider
removal weapon of choice (the vacuum) and sucked that baby right up. They say that spiders are more afraid of us
than we are of them. Well fine, but I’m
not the one packing neurotoxin. I’m just
saying.
With shaking hands I finished feeding Peter, got him
showered and to bed. Then I called
Merlene, my friend from church who is also my mom-away-from-mom, as well as a
Perth native. I was distressed. I had been reassured, albeit by my fellow
ex-pat friends, that the redback was pretty reclusive. That it much preferred the quiet of dusty
corners in abandoned shacks to the lights and noise of a human residence. I also knew that, like the black widow, it
was a slow, unaggressive spider that is happy to live and let live if left
alone. I was also kind of annoyed. I knew for a fact that the exterior of our
building had been sprayed for pests such as these, so why was there one hanging
out in my trash!? Anyway, Merlene was
very reassuring and agreed to come over a day or two later to help me with the
boys so that I could fumigate the apartment.
I hung up, put Eliot to bed, and got on with my evening.
I was sitting there, watching TV and obsessing about the
spider trying to forget the whole thing, and I was puzzled as to why, and
how, that spider had crawled up into our trash of all places. I mean, trash isn’t really what spiders go for
after all. Then it dawned on me in one
blood-chilling moment. It hadn’t crawled up there.
I had put it there!
You see, our mailboxes are located some distance from the
building along the road to allow the postman easy access. These mailboxes have always creeped me
out. They have these little metal doors
that swing shut and they keep out the rain, but not much else. They’re dark and dirty and cobwebby. In other words, just the sort of place you
might expect to find a redback spider.
We had gone out to get the mail that day, all three of us. I took tongs from the kitchen because I never
put my bare hand in there, because of the aforementioned dark, dirty,
cobwebs. I remember thinking that it
seemed particularly webby. Freshly
webby. There was a lot of junk
mail. I pulled it all carefully out with
the tongs and went back upstairs. The
junk mail went straight into the trash, evidently along with the redback
spider (omg!), and we went merrily on
with our day until my discovery at supper time.
So, the take home messages:
1 Fumigation is still continuing as
planned. You can never be too safe after
all.
2 Spider spray is to be purchased and sprayed
directly into our mailbox on a regular basis.
3 Mail is to be retrieved sans children and never with bare hands.
4 Mail is to be examined and brushed off before
coming into the apartment.
Am I in danger of forgetting any of these things? With the image of that spider branded on my
frontal cortex? Not likely.
I will say this: as
eyes-rolling-up-in-your-head creepy as the idea of me carrying that spider into
the apartment is, it actually comes as quite a relief to know that it isn’t a
case of redback spiders just waltzing into our home of their own
volition. After all, that spider was
probably as unhappy to be there as I was to have it there. At least now I feel like I’m in control of
the situation moving forward, and that is a great comfort. Though I can’t imagine I’ll be getting a
great night’s sleep for a little while yet.